HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care  for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked, ask to go fly with him...